I got up this morning, cooked some bacon with a little scrambled egg and then went outside to carry on with sorting my decking, that was until I stepped on a nail.  My god, they were everywhere, maybe I should get some glasses or contact lenses?

I sat there with 4 inches of metal straight through my foot swearing the forest down.  Some little critter must of knocked my tool box over as all me tools were spread out all over the place. Luckily for me it didn’t appear to have damaged any bones or tendons.

After my foot had stopped throbbing I thought maybe I should get my eyesite tested, I’ve never had them done before, not that I could wear glasses inside my helmet, I would have to opt for contact lenses, maybe I could get some of those contacts that have funky colours and make you look like your eyes are on fire.